10 best statuses for Facebook and Twitter

Posted: November 6th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Funny | No Comments »
  1. Studying for my AIDS test hope i dont fail.
  2. is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
  3. Is Wondering…. If Money Doesn’t Grow On Trees,, Then Why Do Banks Have Branches ?
  4. Insert coin to view my status message.
  5. is posting on Twitter that he is updating his Facebook status update…
  6. is in bed with your Girlfriend !
  7. my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
  8. I’m on the “Starts tomorrow” diet.
  9. iTunes just suffered a major melt down.  I now have noTunes now!!!
  10. thinks “Recession” is when your neighbor loses his job. “Depression” is when you lose yours. And “Recovery” is when Obama loses his

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