Clever status updates

Posted: October 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Funny | No Comments »

is wondering how blind people dream.

is wondering: if quizzes are quizzical, then tests are…?

is wondering why a “fat chance” and a “slim chance” mean the same thing.

is wondering why bra is singular and panties plural?

is wondering if you can cry under water?

is wondering why you are IN a movie, but ON TV?

is wondering why rain drops and snow falls?

is wondering why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

is wondering why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour.

is wondering how they call a male ladybug.

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