Crazy facebook statuses

Posted: October 18th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Funny | Tags: | No Comments »

…did WHAT to WHOM for HOW MANY cookies?
…may contain traces of nuts.
…is listening to the Rice Crispies telling him/her what to do.
…would sell his/her soul for a bag of Skittles.
…is perfectly normal. It’s everyone else that’s weird.
…is gonna free all kangaroos in the zoo.
…is your imaginary friend.
…has turned on Airplane mode on his iPhone, but so far it hasn’t taken off.
…wonders how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck would Chuck Norris.
…is not afraid of heights, but afraid of widths.

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