- Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
- Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
- If 20 people like my status I will change my name to ‘Facebook Dunce’ for a whole week.
- Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
- We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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