Facebook status ideas for girls

Posted: October 31st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Funny | No Comments »

  • Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
  • Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
  • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
  • If 20 people like my status I will change my name to ‘Facebook Dunce’ for a whole week.
  • Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
  • We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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