Friends (tv show) quotes for facebook status

Posted: December 16th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Funny | No Comments »

Some very funny,cool,clever and lovely quotes for your facebook and twitter status,from great moments of our favorite tv show.

  • Chandler: (entering from bathroom, with an issue of Cosmo) All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men.
  • Chandler: All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, “Get out of my chair, dillhole!”
  • Chandler: You know what’s weird. Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he’s getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?
  • Rachel: They wanna know if I’m okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I’m okay, okay, let’s see. Well, let’s see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I’m getting coffee! And it’s not even for me! So if that sounds like I’m okay, okay, then you can tell them I’m okay, okay?
  • Joey: It’s like if you woke up one day and found out your dad was leading this double life. He’s like actually some spy, working for the C.I.A. (Considers) That’d be cool…. This blows!
  • Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I’ll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or… I’ll end up like my mom.
  • Ross: And everyone’s telling me, you gotta pick a major, you gotta pick a major. So, on a dare, I picked paleontology. And you have no idea what I’m saying, because, let’s face it, you’re a fetus. You’re just happy you don’t have gills anymore.
  • Phoebe: Yeah, it’s just so strange. I mean, she probably woke up today and thought, “ok, I’ll have some breakfast, and then I’ll take a little walk, and then I’ll have my massage.” Little did she know God was thinking, “Ok, but that’s it.”
  • Chandler: (to guys wearing yellow isolation suits) So, are you guys in the movie, or are you just really paranoid.
  • Phoebe: There we go. You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
  • Chandler: Goodbye you fruit drying psychopath.
  • Phoebe: I cannot believe I can’t find a selfless good deed! Y’know that old guy that lives next to me? Well, I snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me and force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!
  • Joey: How you doin’?
  • Phoebe: Oh the cow in the meadow goes ‘moo.’ Oh the cow in the meadow goes ‘moo.’ Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up and that’s how we get hamburger. Nooowww chickens!
  • Rachel: There my new “I don’t need a job, I don’t need my father, I got great boots” boots!
  • Rachel: Isn’t that just kick you in the crotch spit on your neck fantastic?
  • Chandler: Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.
  • Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.
  • Chandler: Holy double-vented comfort batman
  • Joey: I’ve been with my share of women. In fact, I’ve been with, like, a lot of people’s share of women.
  • Chandler: Life is my lesbian wedding!
  • Chandler: Oh, man – in my next life I’m coming back as a toilet brush!

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