Funny status quotes

Posted: December 7th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Funny | No Comments »

Funny quotes for facebook status

    • Don’t do drugs…give them to me.
    • This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
    • Is wondering if wondering is a good thing or do i wonder about something else hummmm, i wonder !!
    • Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
    • A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
    • When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
    • He had a photographic memory which was never developed

  • Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
  • Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
  • A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
  • Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
  • he soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

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