Posted: December 7th, 2010 | Author: wp-admin | Filed under: Funny | No Comments »
Funny quotes for facebook status
- Don’t do drugs…give them to me.
- This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
- Is wondering if wondering is a good thing or do i wonder about something else hummmm, i wonder !!
- Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
- A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
- When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
- He had a photographic memory which was never developed
- Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
- Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
- A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- he soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.