Nerd and geek quotes for your status

Posted: December 7th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Funny | No Comments »

Select the funniest and put it on your status

  • There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t
  • If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
  • My software never has bugs. It just develops random features
  • Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you
  • The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX
  • Unix, DOS and Windows…the good, the bad and the ugly
  • The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong
  • You know it’s love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead
  • Be nice to the nerds, for all you know they might be the next Bill Gates!
  • Nerds are just deep, and neurotic, fans. Needy fans. We’re all nerds, on one subject or another.
  • The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents
  • Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code
  • Unix is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are
  • 640K ought to be enough for anybody.” – This is not humorous by itself; but in the context it’s a classic by Bill Gates in 1981
  • Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell
  • The best accelerator available for a Mac is one that causes it to go at 9.81 m/s
  • I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said: ‘Outlook not so good’. I said: ‘Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway’
  • Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code
  • The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones
  • Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you
  • Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning

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