Sex and the city quotes for facebook status

Posted: February 10th, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: Funny | No Comments »

  • Samantha: Anything else around here need milking?
  • Miranda: Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night.
  • Samantha (upon seeing a firefighter): Hello, 911. I’m on fire.
  • Charlotte: How can you forget a guy you’ve slept with?
  • Samantha: I have a date with a dildo. :)
  • Samantha: I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you.
  • Samantha: I’m a trisexual. I’ll try anything once.
  • Samantha: Men aren’t that complicated. They’re kind of like plants.
  • Charlotte: My vagina’s depressed.
  • Samantha (to her male intern): The bad news is you’re fired. The good news is now I can fuck you.
  • Carrie: Vodka, rum, gin, gay, bi, straight… this party was a veritable pu pu platter of sexual orientation.
  • Samantha: Women are for friendship, men are for fucking.
  • Samantha: You’ve got to get online, honey. If only for the porn.
  • Miranda: Four stars. Great bread; disappointing wine selection.
  • Carrie: I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty.
  • Carrie: Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with.
  • Carrie: I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.

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