Borat quotes for status

Posted: October 6th, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: Misc | Tags: , | No Comments »

  • My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.
  • You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?
  •  May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman, and child in Iraq!
  • Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social, and Jew.
  • My moustache still tastes of your testes!
  • In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.
  • Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog.
  • My wife she is dead…she die in a field…she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife.
  • I make sexytime with my mother in-law.
  • I make a movie filmóplease you come see! If it not success, I will be execute.
  • Make my day, Jew!
  • This is my mother, she oldest woman in whole of Kucek, she is 43!
  • My name a Borat.

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