Christmas status ideas

Posted: December 2nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Funny, Misc | No Comments »

Some funny (and not only) ideas for your Christmas status:

    • Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
    • How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman would wear the same outfit year after year.
    • Dear Santa, I was framed.
    • is starting to think that Santa just isn’t that into me.
    • the only Christmas spirit you’ll see from me this year is a bottle of rum under your tree.
    • Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
    • is going to stuff your stocking good.
    • kicked an elf today.

  • is going to slide down your chimney tonight. Wink. Wink.
  • What happened when the snowman annoyed the snow-woman?She gave him the cold shoulder.
  • Christmas is just plain weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree in your living room eating candy and snacks out of your socks
  • What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet!

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