Philosophical Facebook quotes

Posted: October 19th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Misc | No Comments »

If you think you’re free, there’s no escape possible.
- But what if you’re $5 for an hour?

Don’t miss the donut by looking through the hole.
- And pray that it’s not full of jam.

You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
- But you can kill a person who is playing dead!

How long has it been since someone touched part of you other than your body?
- And how long was it when you touched it?

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one.
- If you chase two wolves you might catch rabies.

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.
- And some use an umbrella as a weapon (like in James Bond).

The obstacle is the path.
- No, the obstacle is the overturned tanker.

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch.
- That reminds me, I have to go and see the doctor.

You cannot step into the same river twice.
- And you can’t swim in the deep end without armbands.

thank’s to Jane for the post.

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